I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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