i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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