while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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