it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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