Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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