just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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