he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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