you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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