I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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