I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
Holy shit dude........stairs
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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