so explain again why im purple
no
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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