I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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