turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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