just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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