Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Farmville is her only friend.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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