THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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