garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
it's great music for shaving your balls
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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