If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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