i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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