Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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