is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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