Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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