I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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