Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
false alarm, still single
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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