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Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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