grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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