There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He better not be in your backpack
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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