They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Drunk is not a location!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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