we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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