I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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