Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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