The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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