But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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