we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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