stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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