Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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