i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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