ya dads aren't the best wingmen
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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