so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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