It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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