I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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