So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Randomize
