The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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