So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Never let your siblings swipe right.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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