dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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