Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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