Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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