Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
