when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i permit you to call me
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
Randomize
