She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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