I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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