we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
So I just went to clothing optional bar
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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