yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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