Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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