you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
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