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Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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